Maan mera kehna ab zidd karna
Maan mera kehna ab zidd karna
Arre pehle kuchh bol to sahi
Chal mere bhai chal mere bhai
Chal mere bhai chal mere bhai
Chal mere bhai chal mere bhai
Chal mere bhai chal mere bhai

Aye uthne ko nahin ho raha hai chalne ko bol raha hai
Pehle uthaao to sahi

Kitni baar bola sharaab nahin peena
Kitni baar bola sharaab nahin peena
Liver sad jayega re bhai
Tun ho gaya hai tu full ho gaya hai 
Na baat ye samajh tere aayi

Ye pehli baar bola hai haan

Chal mere bhai chal mere bhai
Chal mere bhai chal mere bhai
Chal mere bhai chal mere bhai
Chal mere bhai chal mere bhai

Hehe chal hi to raha hoon yaar
Sharaab maine pi hai aur chadhi aap ko hai

Tu to kehta tha ki main hoon tera yaar
Mere siva kisise nahin hai tujhe pyaar

Nahin hai aur I tell you kabhi hoinmga bhi nahin haan

Tu to kehta tha ki main hoon tera yaar
Mere siva kisise nahin hai tujhe pyaar
Chhota hai tu main tujhse bada
Kam nahin kar meri izzat badha

Sorry yaar bhai mistake became wrong
Aaj ke baad aisa kabhi nahin hoinga ok

Sun mere naatu
Sun mere betu OK
Sun mere naatu OYE
Sun mere betu
Hans raha mochi dekh hans raha naai

hey 
Chal mere bhai chal mere bhai
Chal mere bhai chal mere bhai

Kitni baar bola main yoon hi nahin dola
Kitni baar bola main yoon hi nahin dola
Koi baat mere dil mein hai bhai
But why
Nautanki naatu ki band ho jayegi 
Pehle to hone de apni sagaai

hihihi
Chal mere bhai chal mere bhai
Chal mere bhai chal mere bhai

Aye bhai ye aap already paanch baar bol chuke hain
Mere ko lagta hai ki aap tun ho gayele aap full ho gaye aapka liver sad jayega

Hey bhai main pinky mein hoon ki vo actually aa rahi hai sapne mein
Dekh
Naai sapna hi ich hai
Achchhi lag rahi hai bahut achchhi lag rahi hai
Hi hi hi achchhi lagegi tum donon ki jodi

Dekh mere bhai ke hain thaath nawaabi
Hone waali hai ab iski tu bhaabhi
Bhaabhi bhaabhi bhaabhi bhaabhi
Kaisi ho bhaabhi
Dekh mere bhai ke hain thaath nawaabi
Hone waali hai ab iski tu bhaabhi
Mera tu khayaal chaahe rakhna nahin
Isko udaas kabhi rakhna nahin

Sun meri sapna
Ye hai mera apna

Agar ye aapka khayaal nahin rakhegi to ye bhaabhi wrong hai
Main jaake right bhaabhi leke aaonga aapke liye OK

Sun meri sapna
Ye hai mera apna
Meri jaan iski jaan mein samaai

hey 
Chal mere bhai chal mere bhai
Chal mere bhai chal mere bhai

Tun ho gaya hai tu full ho gaya hai 
Na baat ye samajh tere aayi
Chal mere bhai chal mere bhai
Chal mere bhai chal mere bhai

My dear brother hindustan ke andar there are only three actors one is Mr. Dilip Kumar second is Mr. Amitabh Bachchan aur teesra is 
he he bolo na
Arre tu hai mere bhai
Arre tu hai bhai tu
Ok I know I know
I know thank you
Bhai main zara sharaab nikalke aata hoon
Aap kahin jaana nahin haan kyonki agar aap chale gaye to mere ko ghar kaun leke jayega
Ja ja main idhar hi khada hoon
Ok aap jaana nahin kahin hilna nahin yahan se
I' m coming.