good evening ladies and gentlemen
abey yeh yeh u hu hu aa ha ha mein latke rahega kya
arey humko nautanki dikha nautanki
thik hai behan bhaiyyo hum aapko aaisi hi kuchh chiz dikha rahe hai
jo aapne mahabharat ke zamane se jo kaand dekhte aa rahe hai
abhi aapko ek kaand idhar bhi dikha rahe hai
itna sannata kyon hai bhai
ek do teen aaja bhaanje pyare saadi utaar karle maje saare
main bhi hoon bhanja tera mama aaun kya teri madad karne
?? tu ab toh aaja saadi blouse peticoat leke tu aaja
saadi nahi salwaar nahi koi chiz toh leke aa
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
monica o my sister leke aaya lee cooper
aaya kyon hai tu yahaan re pin silaya bina puchha re
pins dega bhai banega plan bigdega o mera plan bigdega gadhe
jawani jaaneman haseen dilruba mile do dil jawaan misaal ho gaya
shikari khud yahaan shikaar ho gaya
yeh kya gazab huan yeh kaise kab huan
na jaanu main na jaane woh
khaamosh
bey teri toh baap ka raaj hai kya
ma ma main aapko nahi bola baba main aapko nahi bola
ab aapke saamne aa rahe hai jille ilaahi saahibe aalam shehanshaahe akbar
ha ha ha ha ha
anaarkali hamne suna hai ke sheku ke saath tumhari lochaaye jawaani bahut gul khila rahi haikha
mohabbat gul nahi toh kay rasgulle khilaayegi jahaan panaah
khaamosh ek adnan kaneez
hindustaan ki mallika banne ki aarzoo rakhti hai
sipaahiyon iss bemaat laundi ko le jaaon aur deewaron mein chunwa do
takliyaaz ah mera matlab hai irshaad
pyar kiya toh darna kya jab pyar kiya toh darna kya
pyar kiya koi chori nahi ki apnon se parda karna kya
pyar kiya toh darna kya jab pyar kiya toh darna kya
akbar-e-azam mughal-e-azam in aankhon mein kaneez ki sehmi hui hasratein hai
mere aankhon se mere khwaab na chhiniye
shekhu agar tumhari aarzu ek kaniz hai ek baandhi hai
toh yeh baandhi hamein bahu ke roop mein kabul hai
chalo dildaar chalo zara khopche mein chalo
hum hai taiyyar chalo
hillori hollori hillo hillo hillori- 3
chal gori chalo ri challo challo challo ri - 3
shekhu yeh tune kya kiya
yeh chal tu parda gira
kya bhai log haa mazaa aaya arey bahut mazaa aa raha hoga aapko
arey mazaa aayenga hi aayenga hi mazaa
kyon nahi aayenga kyonki main main england se chala aa raha hoon
ummm aa aa maiii...
aaja re aaja re o mere deva aaja
dil ki pyas bujha ja re
paaro paaro paaro
ishh...
mera deva ghar aaya o raam ji - 3
paaro dekh main tere liya kya laaya hoon
lense laaye ho
nahi main khud see ke laaya hoon
shutti
kaaten nahi katti yeh din yeh raat
kehni thi tumse jo dil ki baat
lo aaj main kehti hoon i love you
i love you ... | 
