arey bhai mere bandhu mere bhai mere aana
yeh lallu kya kehta hai humko batana
jahaan tak meri nazar jaa rahi hai
yeh ginti mein kaahe khata kha rahi hai
yeh unees mujhe leke dubega bhaiyya
aur ikkis kahe mujhe tadpa rahi hai
arey bitch ki mindi kidhar gayi
idhar gayi ya udhar gayi
kis khadde mein utar gayi
jane bhi do jidhar gayi

(na unees se kam hu na ikkis se jyada
deewano ka najaane kya hai iraada 
zara baat khul ke toh samjha do bhai
main hu bhola bhala main hu seedha sadha) - 2
na unees se kam ho na ikkis se jyada
	
zara theharana bhaisaab
wat nonsense
arey re re re aap toh hai memsaab
ka kare hum bahut confuse hu
zara rukiya memsaab
you shutup
maaf karna aap toh hai bhaisaab
ka kare hum bahut confuse hu
(yeh kaisa gajab hain jagat ka achamba
jise keel samjho nikalta hai khamba) - 2
yeh ladki ne ladke ki pakdi kalaai
ya ladke ne ladki pataai hai bhai
koi toh bataye yeh nar hai yah maada - 2
main hu bhola bhala main hu seedha sadha
na unees se kam hu na ikkis se jyada
deewano ka najaane kya hai iraada 
zara baat khul ke toh samjha do bhai
main hu bhola bhala main hu seedha sadha
na unees se kam hu na ikkis se jyada
deewano ka najaane kya hai iraada 

unees aur ikkis yaane ke naues ikka
boss kya number bataya abhi lagake aaya
ah ha gaate toh achha ho guru par 
is line mein kabse ho shuru
(abhi iss jagah pehli hi baar aaye
badi minnaton se gaye hai bulaye) - 2
yeh ginti ke chakkar mein jabse pade hain
jaha se chale the wahi pe khade hai
akal ka nikalne laga hai burada - 2
main hu bhola bhala main hu seedha sadha
na unees se kam hu na ikkis se jyada
deewano ka najaane kya hai iraada 
zara baat khul ke toh samjha do bhai
main hu bhola bhala main hu seedha sadha
na unees se kam hu na ikkis se jyada
deewano ka najaane kya hai iraada 

arey bitch ki mindi kidhar gayi
idhar gayi ya udhar gayi
kis khadde mein utar gayi
jane bhi do jidhar gayi